Monday, December 28, 2009

The Slap; review.

By Simon.

The Slap isn't an official Kaiser Book Club book.

I’d picked up and put down Chistos Tsiolkos’ The Slap on many visits to the bookshop but always decided I had a long enough queue of potentially better books waiting for me on the bedside table. As it turned out, my wife read it so I ended up taking it off her bedside table and starting it. Aside from now having read a book that has been much talked about, I needn’t have bothered.

The Slap is set in suburban Melbourne; the premise being a brat is slapped at a BBQ by someone who isn’t the kid’s parents. The story and so-called aftermath is told from the point of view, in the third person, by eight of the characters who were at said BBQ blah blah blah.

The Slap trades on cliché after cliché, presents eight entirely unlikable characters (some are downright hateable), evokes little more than mild curiosity for how the main plotline will unfold, and leaves the reader trying to work out if Tsiolkas is a self hating ‘wog’ (his word) or is a reverse racist; the parents of the slapped child are the alcoholic father, Gary, and the mother, Rosie, pathetically and absurdly dependant on her child Hugo... these are among only a few ‘white’ Australians that really feature in the book. I say self-hating because every character we explore with any depth is some, or all, of the following things – racist, misogynistic, narcissistic, slutty, dumb, arrogant, unfaithful etc etc.

The Slap is overly and unnecessarily filled with sex and bad language which only served to make me like each character less and less. (Unnecessary unless hating the characters was the author’s point). On occasions the narrative goes off on tangents that are hackneyed, and felt only like boring looks at the life of immigrant (first, second and third generation) Melbourne, that had no real bearing on anything to do with the plot.

In saying all this, I’m glad I read it. If I hadn’t it would still be ahead of me, waiting. I’m undecided on if I will read another Tsiolkos book or not. Time will tell.

I give The Slap 2 stars based on the characters being well enough written for me to hate them.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Next up is...

The Satanic Verses, by Salman Rushdie.
Okay, so I have a confession to make... this could be hard work. I have started this book three times and never got further than page 100. This is one one those books you've always heard about, so it just follows that it must be read before you die.
I'm not going to try and 'sell' it to you, if you want to read it, you will.
We will meet in early to mid January to talk about both The Satanic Verses and Slaughterhouse 5.
Good luck!

The Road.

By Simon

The Road was something I picked up in Borders last week for something to read over the weekend. I am reading Pillars of the Earth, by Ken Follet, which is an 1100 page epic about 'ye olden days'. I felt I needed something quick and good to read just to excite the senses. I picked right!

The Road, by Cormac McCarthy (All the Pretty Horses, No Country For Old Men) is a tale of the fight for survival in a post apocolyptic world by the Man and his son, the Boy. We don't find out what disaster brought the world to its knees because it isn't relevant to the story. By not discussing this, McCarthy cleverly ensures the reader fully engages in the Man and the Boy's struggles to survive, rather than getting bogged down in details about the end of the world, which are often clumsy and not believable. The setting is bleak and every page reiterates this. Reading this book I was so invested emotionally in the plight of the protagonists that I was distraught at the ongoing, relentless battle they had to survive.

The basic premise is that the Man and the Boy are trying to make their way south, to the coast, in hope to find some kind of better life, or even just survival. Marauding gangs trawl the road, seeking to rape, murder and steal to survive, and to quench some animalistic bloodlust. Every house, building and shop has been plundered for any food or items of use, the situation is hopeless. The Road tells a tale of the love between the Man and the Boy, as much as it does the survival aspect.

On the cover of this book was a sticker - "1 of 50 books you can't put down" and they aren't kidding. It's 300 very easy to read pages and you'll find you're turning them at break-neck speed. Short paragraphs, about 1/3 to 1/2 a page long are divided by a three line gap. You find yourself saying "just one more paragraph, just one more..." and before you know it you've read another 50 pages.

The Road has been made into a feature film which is expected to be released early 2010, so if you don't want to know who plays what part, avoid to much internet searchin if you are going to look for the book online.

I give The Road 4.5 stars.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Next book.

Suggestions for the next book club book are invited.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Top 100

Borders bookstore has just released a list of Top 100 favourite books, as voted by the public. I was hoping Slaughterhouse 5 was there, but sadly... no.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Slaughterhouse 5....

By Kylie

'Marvellous...the writing is pungent, the antics uproarious, the wit as sharp as a hypodermic needle' Daily Telegraph
Are you serious? Did I miss something? This book was a complete and grotesque waste of my time! The Daily Telegraph is right though, 'the writing is pungent'. It stinks like S**T!!! As for uproarious antics, I'm funnier after three wines and a sedative!
On a positive note, Slaughterhouse 5 is only 157 pages so I managed to read most of it while getting a tattoo. Thankfully the tattoo distracted me from the intense, pain of reading Vonnegut's dim-witted, unintelligent, crap.
Tragically I am responsible for inflicting this torture on the book club members and I am tremendously apologetic for doing so.

Friday, September 25, 2009

"On The Road'. . . just an opinion

By Kylie

After a taxing struggle with the first 100 or so pages, the following few hundred had me firmly embraced in a love/hate relationship with Kerouac's stories and characters.
Written in such intimate detail, Kerouac allowed me the sensation of being truly present on Dean and Sal's many expeditions. His scenes and situations described in such depth, often evoked strong recollections of personal journeys and events.
Unfortunately my slight disdain for the main characters at the beginning was firmly entrenched by books end. The futile ravings of these self indulged, self diagnosed sane were hackneyed and predictable. Believing the painfully insignificant as intoxicatingly pertinent left me wanting to slap them into reality.
Out of five stars I give 'One The Road' two and a bit!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

The Time Traveler's Wife.


This is a book that isn't an official Book Club book, but has been read, and is being read, by Book Club readers.

It's about a guy with a genetic fault that makes him randomly travel through time. He meets a girl when she is six, and continues to visit her as she grows up. Don't let the premise put you off, this book isn't so much about time travel as it is about the love story. You get lost in the love story, so much so, that you don't question the validity of the whole time travel thing.

I have read some brilliant books this year, and I'd have to say this is just about the best. I give it five stars (of a possible five).
Simon.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Book Club - book number two.

This month's Book Club book is Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five.
Below is blurbs, 10 words or less, from people who have read the book...

An unstuck romp through time, war and death - exquisite.

Being unstuck in time eliminates surprise but not anxiety.

“… Perplexed tale of war, love, war, aging, war, and aliens.”

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.

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